Cafe film script coming together, perhaps adapted for radio; it could be very funny. But one thing we asked while Alan and I were writing, are there any sex chat lines for women wanting to speak to men?

Are there any men who would want to be at the other end of a phone pleasuring a woman?

Not sure that there would be too many, if any; men talking on phones is usually a rather one-dimensional affair anyway, going kinda like 'meet at the pub? Eight? See you then.'

May not be what women demanding a little light relief are looking for; also could a man pleasure a woman while maybe not getting much for himself?

Oh the things that come to your mind when delving into another world.

Pirates and fairies tomorrow.

Gothic theatre next week.

Hope that doesn't make me think of sex chat lines too.